roti kaya teh susu #6

"Hari ni bik masak apa?" Masuk-masuk je rumah aku mula menyoal pasal lauk. Lapar. Dan exhausted. Macam-macam benda pelik jadi harini. Ah, kena pergi tusyen pulak.

"Masak feverat bapaknya," sambung bibik. Aku tak tau lah, apa nama dia. Dengar-dengar, namanya Chi. Pelik shial.

"Simpan lah, rasa macam dia makan kat luar malam ni."

"Nanti balik jugak bapaknya dik.."

"Yelah. Bik, saya nak pergi tusyen ni. Jaga rumah ya"

Lalu aku mengayuh basikal. Tiba di persimpangan Fasa 2, aku ternampak ada orang duduk di bawah pokok. Isk, buat ape pulak tu, tak takut kena kidnap ke budak ni. Tunggu boypren ke, ponteng sekolah petang?

Lalu aku sambung mengayuh basikal. Baru aku tersedar, uniform dia lain! Shit, uniform tu bukan uniform sekolah menengah. Jangan-jangan..

"What are you doing here?"

"You?"

"Huh?" Dia ni, lupa ingatan ape. Oh, mane nak kenal, x sampai sehari je kat sini.

"Go away! Leave me alone!"

"I'm asking, what are you doing here"

"I, I-- "

"C'mon, I have tuition to attend to.."

"I, don't know to get back to my house.."

Adeh. Boleh pulak macam ni. Aduih la, perempuan ni. Macam macam.

"Hey McKenzie, how come you don't remember your own house? Then how will you get back home?"

"I wrote the address already, but that's all, I slept all the way to school earlier.."

Secara harfiahnya, aku facepalm, bedepap bunyi. Adeh.

"No 163, Jalan Desa 6/13, Country Homes. Peh, ni bukit tinggi ni."

"Yeke? " Ya Allah, dia sendiri tak tau? Seriyesly...

"Meh la, I take you home."

"Thanks.."

So aku kayuh pelan pelan. Ish, seb baik aku bertolak awal dari rumah. Kalau tak memang masalah. Memang bertentangan habis ah jalan nak gi rumah perempuan ni, dengan tusyen center aku.

"So that's why.."

"Huh?"

"That's why you asked me to follow you?"

"Well that's one thing.."

"There's something else?"

"Yeah, I wanted to show you that I can make one helluva Teh Susu!"

"...So you ARE serious about that"

"what do you mean BY THATTT???"

"I meant exactly what you think"

"You meanie!"

Dan tengah hari tu, takde lah panas sangat aku rasa, sebenarnye.