"Shira"
"Hm?"
"McKenzie"
"Yeah..?"
"No, just wondering. But again, nevermind."
"Huhhhh. Bagitau laa. I hate it when people talk halfway, just like you did. If you have something to say, just say it out!"
"Nah, I'll pass."
"What, where's your balls gone huh?"
"What the--"
"I'was saying, where the hell have your testicles gone too?"
"Hey McKenzie, I'm trying to be nice here!"
"HEY PEOPLE OF THE FREE COUNTRYYYY" What the fuck perempuan ni dah merewang dah, gile, gile. Apesal aku ade kene mengene dengan perempuan niiii. Aduh, masalah, tak payah la jerit-jerit macam gile meroyan nii, segan la shial.
Shira masih menunggu respon. Tak ada. Kesal, sekali lagi dia;
"HEY, IRFAN HAS LOST HIS TESTICLES!" Serta merta aku facepalm.
"Nak tau sangat ke?"
"Hell yeah!"
"What is your weight?"
"www--wwwha---whaaattt??"
"Can't you hear me, I sed, what is your weight, your heavy."
"That's not a nice thing to say to a girl!"
"You forced me, and I din have much choice, since you questioning not only my guts, but my balls also."
"I did not."
"What the hell, yes you did!"
"Tak lah!"
"Iyeee"
"Oh, ohhh, kita dah terlepas rumah. Tadi yang warna biru ha."
"Oh yeke, jap jap"
Cis, tukaq topik la tu. takpa, hang terlepas. Satgi hang kena balik hang tau la.
Maka aku terpacak depan rumah tu, mengusha rumah tu. Bukan langsung macam aku imagine kan. Takdak langsung, tak sejibik pun! Aku bajet dia ni orang kaya, ada driver, rumah besaq nak mampoih, tapi idak. Rumah biasa-biasa je, ada kereta honda accord 94' warna silver, dengan rim stock semua. Ada lah kotak-kotak kat depan tu, and that's just it.
"So, here we are"
"Wait a bit, " Lalu dia berlari masuk ke dalam.
"Maa, I brought friend back at hoooommmeee"
"Sat naa, mama kat dapoq ni haa, ada tikuih kat belakang ni" Terdengar suara, bunyi macam from distance jugak la.
"Ha, ajak la kawan nu masuk. Dok biaq dia tepacak macam tiang kat luaq kenapa?"
"Nak ajak la ni, ha, come in Irfan!"
Huiihh, baguih. Bunyi macam orang utara.
"Come in, rumah auntie ni besepah lagi, biasa lah, we just moved in"
"It's okay, saya yang segan sebab menyemak lagi kat rumah ni"
"Eh, takpe takpe, I'm glad because Shira already make some friend here," sambil tengok arah Shira,
", and that was fast, bringing a boy to the house, lucky I'm still here Ira.."
Sudah. Aku dah belush dah. Boleh pulak macam tu.
"Mama, mana ada laa, ni Syira nak guna dapoq sat na" lalu dia berlalu ke dapur. Aku pulak masih dekat atas sofa hitam, simple, aku suka. Rumah ni memang kosong lagi. takde deco a bit pun.
"Ha guna la, mama nak naik atas sat, nak kemas bilik mama" Lalu dia berjalan ke arah aku,
"Irfan, auntie naik atas tau. Remember, you still young, don't do stupid things, okay? Safety first. " Lalu selamba langkah tangga naik ke atas, dengan haruman perfume ape tah.
Aku duduk kat situ lagi, terkesima. Speechless. Isk, muke aku ni muke kasanova hape?